Earth is Having Its Revenge

So, is it my imagination, or is the planet earth trying to kill off all humans? Let me enumerate the reasons for which I say this:
  1. 9.0 earthquake on the bottom of the Indian Ocean causes a bunch of tsunamis to kill over 155,000 in Indonesia, Malaysia, and other countries.
  2. landslide in La Conchita, California has dumped tons of mud on homes, killing at least 10 with 19 still missing, but the search had to be called off because they think another mudslide will occur.
  3. Also in California, the rain and snow has been wreaking havoc.  A 25 foot boulder fell on to a freeway.  TWENTY FIVE FEET!!
  4. A tornado in Kansas killed two yesterday.
  5. I heard on the radio that somewhere in the midwest was at -20 this morning, while we in Michigan were at about 15.
  6. Finally, what the hell has been happening with Michigan's weather??  Snow and bitter cold for Christmas, 45 and sunny for New Year's, then back to snow and cold, then a warm snap hits and the state gets covered in a fog bank, causing a massive 100+ car pile up on I-96 killing a few and injuring many.  Now, it's 18 degrees outside, trying to warm up to 20.
The earth hates us.  Not that I can blame it, look how we treat it.  Anybody dispute what I am saying?  Just read the news and look at the weather report.  It's like when cops play really loud rock music over and over to try to flush people out of their hideouts.  Earth is trying to tell us to leave.

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