Wedding Woes

So, Kelly and I have been getting our wedding guest list banged out.  It is not pretty.  We conscripted our parents to give us lists so we could figure out not only a ballpark estimate, but a more concrete number. It turns out that Kelly's family is larger than I thought.  Much larger. Here are the numbers: 31    Wedding party (including guests) 84   David's side 140  Kelly's side 21    Friends 276  Total Keep in mind that my side includes not only my mom and dad, but Donna's family also. Damn, that's a lot of people.  It is frightening that the largest wedding that I have ever been to may in fact be my own.  The worst part is that the majority of her family on the list are the ones who will show up to every event which may be good for the gifting side of the wedding (greedy monkey), but it also means we will be shelling out more money for them. Well, that means we'll all have to just drink more booze and make up for the extra cost in alcohol.  Gotta get your money's worth!