I was alerted to this abomination, the SlapChop by Susie last night. I saw the website in my IM window, and I had no idea what it might be. Now granted, it looks helpful enough, being essentially a "Magic Bullet" chopper or "Vidalia King" or something like that.
But with a name like the SlapChop, I thought that it might be the special move of a particularly effeminate ninja. "Don't make the Pink Ninja angry or he will SlapChop the shit out of you."
Did I mention that this product is being hawked not by the ever-shouting, bearded Billy Mayes, but by the trash-talking, headset-wearing Shamwow guy. Yeah, he is annoying enough to avoid any of the commercials all together.
But with a name like the SlapChop, I thought that it might be the special move of a particularly effeminate ninja. "Don't make the Pink Ninja angry or he will SlapChop the shit out of you."
Did I mention that this product is being hawked not by the ever-shouting, bearded Billy Mayes, but by the trash-talking, headset-wearing Shamwow guy. Yeah, he is annoying enough to avoid any of the commercials all together.
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fuck that shamwow guy. Fuck him.
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